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01 January 2011 @ 12:00 am
 
 


 
I LIKE YEARS
 
I  ALSO LIKE NEW THINGS
 
WHAT'S THAT?
 
O RLY?
 
IT'S THE NEW YEAR?
 
WELL, I THINK I MIGHT ENJOY THIS 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
I have a lot of goals I want to acheive in 2011.

Firstly, I want this man


in my pants

I also want this man


in my pants

I want this man

in my life for-eh-buh and eh-bur, amen.

OKAY SO FUNNY STORY TO TRY AND DISTRACT EVERONE FROM MY GREEDY

WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD I MANAGED TO BREAK A PIANO STOOL

SO I KINDA PANICKED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I'D GET IN OMG LOTS OF TRUBBLEEEE

SO I TRIED TO FIX IT

BY STICKING IT BACK TOGETHER WITH TAPE

IT'S ALMOST TEN YEARS SINCE I DID THAT SO I'M THINKING I SHOULD CELEBRATE MY MOMENT OF EPIC FAIL BY TRYING TO DO IT AGAIN

BUT THIS TIME I PROBABLY WILL GET IN TROUBLE SO MAYBE IT ISN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA

OKAY BACK TO WHAT I WANT

MY DAD PROMISED HE WOULD MAKE ME SOME BIBIMBAP AND JAPCHAE BUT HE HASN'T DONE SO YET

I WANT SOME COCO POPS RIGHT NOW BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY 

I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY

I'M PRETTY SURE WE WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS FOREVER AND BITCH ABOUT EVERYONE AND GO SHOPPING EVERY SINGLE DAY AND LEARN GIRL GROUP DANCES TOGETHER  AND DRINK SMOOTHIES AND OTHER STEREOTYPICAL THINGS ANYONE WOULD WANT TO DO WITH KEY

NOT SURE I WANT HIM IN MY PANTS THOUGH

I DON'T THINK HIS PEEN EXISTS

MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE ANOTHER BREAK FROM TALKING ABOUT ALL THE STUFF I WANT

HERE

HAVE SOME BRITISH COMEDY


I WANT TO LOCATE EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST (NOT IN A STALKER WAY, I PROMISE) AND GIVE THEM A HUG BECAUSE THE MAJORITY OF THEM I MET DURING THE OMG EPIC SHINEE LUCIFER SPARKLY SPAM PARTY AND THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST NIGHTS/MORNINGS OF MY LIFE

YEAH OKAY THIS YEAR I PASSED MY EXAMS AND GOT ACCEPTED INTO MY FIRST CHOICE COLLEGE BUT OMFG THAT SPARKLY SHINEE RAPE FEST WAS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN AND I'M SO GLAD TO HAVE MET ALL THESE AMAZING PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MAKE SWEET SWEET LOVE TO TAEMIN AS MUCH AS I DO

OH BTW I LOL AT EVERYONE WHO SAYS THEY'D GET ARRESTED IF THEY SLEPT WITH TAEMIN BECAUSE IF I SLEPT WITH TAEMIN HE'D PROBABLY BE THE ONE GETTING ARRESTED BECAUSE HE'S 6 MONTHS OLDER THAN ME HAHAHAHA

OH AND YOU KNOW HOW I BURNED MY ARM AND IT HURT AND EVERYTHING? WELL NOW THE BURNT SKIN IS STARTING TO PEEL SO IT KINDA FEELS LIKE MY ARM HAS BEEN ON HOLIDAY AND GOT SUNBURNT

I WONDER WHERE MY ARM WOULD GO ON HOLIDAY IF IT HAD THE CHANCE? HMMM

OMGGGG ALSO IT'S SUNGMIN'S BIRTHDAY!!!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUNGMINNIE!!

I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CUTEST MEMBER OF SUJU

THAT IS UNTIL I REALISED THAT YOU AND RYEOWOOK AREN'T THE SAME PERSON

SO NOW YOU AND RYEOWOOKIE ARE SORT OF TIED FOR FIRST PLACE

OH MY PHONE IS RINGING BRB

AWW IT'S A TEXT FROM ONE OF MY BBFS GEMMA WISHING ME HAPPY NEW YEAR AWW ILU2 BB GURL

SHE TOTALLY READS THIS ANON BY THE WAY SO I BET SHE SAW THAT

I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY SO I SUPPOSE I'D BETTER STOP THIS NOW

JSYK I DON'T DRINK SO NONE OF THIS IS ME FAPPING IN MY DRUNKEN STATE

IT'S ACTUALLY ME

IF YOU READ THROUGH ALL THIS, YOU ARE A SOLDIER

IF YOU READ THROUGH ALL THIS AND UNDERSTAND MOST OF IT, YOU ARE A BOSS

OMG BTW I WANT TO SEX UP SHIM CHANGMIN SOOOO BADLY AND I WANT HIM TO IMPREGNATE ME AND THEN I CAN GIVE BIRTH TO LITTLE DEMI-CHANGGOD BBS

YESSSSSSSSS

LOLKTHNXBAI


 
 
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akkueyah.groceryshop on January 1st, 2011 02:11 am (UTC)
I THINK I LOVE YOU
ajin: Disco Starsajin on January 1st, 2011 02:39 pm (UTC)
Nothing will ever beat McIntyre's Appolo live for me XD

BB, wait with the hug until I get back to London in September Ü

I've read everything and understood. Does that make me mental? I love you gurl even though you're so young and I am jealous because I've been feeling old lately and fuck let's kidnap Changmin together <3
mistyxmistyx on January 26th, 2011 07:45 pm (UTC)
I know I'm late but YOU ARE FUCKING EPIC!!